Thats probably gonna be me 10 years frm now...hahaha
Naked Ppl
Monday, December 13, 2004
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Deep thoughts.....
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."-Batman costume warning label
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!-- Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "The Stupidist Things Ever Said By Politicians" - by Ross and Kathryn Petras
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling
Margoret Lee Runbeck
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital
Aaron Levenstein
Mark Twain's answer to a would-be writer: "Young Author"- Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat- at least not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual averge, I suggest that perhaps a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales.-Mark Twain "Answers to Correspondents", Sketches New and Old
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.- Mark Twain The Lowest Animal essay, 1897
We despise all reverences and all the objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our own list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.- Mark Twain.Following the Equator
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."-Batman costume warning label
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!-- Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "The Stupidist Things Ever Said By Politicians" - by Ross and Kathryn Petras
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling
Margoret Lee Runbeck
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital
Aaron Levenstein
Mark Twain's answer to a would-be writer: "Young Author"- Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat- at least not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual averge, I suggest that perhaps a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales.-Mark Twain "Answers to Correspondents", Sketches New and Old
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.- Mark Twain The Lowest Animal essay, 1897
We despise all reverences and all the objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our own list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.- Mark Twain.Following the Equator
I just cudnt resist putting these amazing quotes derived from confucius
Confucious Say
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
He who throw dirt is losing ground.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in desert.
Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
He who throw dirt is losing ground.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in desert.
Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
A poem about remembering a lost relationship and hope for the future
The future is always ahead of us
that path getting closer with every move we make
Littered with the chances
and oppurtunities we must take
I'll look back from time to time
and the trail we covered with broken branches
I'll brush aside autumn leaves to uncover
footprints where we broke and ran once
And if I look back just far enough
I might see your reasons
Imprinted by our running toes
and weathered by four seasons
But for now I'll keep walking on
trying not to look behind me
And i hope that when I turn my head
I'll find you right beside me
that path getting closer with every move we make
Littered with the chances
and oppurtunities we must take
I'll look back from time to time
and the trail we covered with broken branches
I'll brush aside autumn leaves to uncover
footprints where we broke and ran once
And if I look back just far enough
I might see your reasons
Imprinted by our running toes
and weathered by four seasons
But for now I'll keep walking on
trying not to look behind me
And i hope that when I turn my head
I'll find you right beside me
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Notes to Myself
Either I will find a way, or make one.
Challenge is a part of Life - take it in stride knowing that you will win most of the times, Lose some of the time, but become a better man either way for having tried.
Being honest is like being pregnant; theres no such thing as a little bit; Either you are or you are not.
If I had 8 hours to chop a tree, I would spend 6 hours sharpening my axe.
Challenge is a part of Life - take it in stride knowing that you will win most of the times, Lose some of the time, but become a better man either way for having tried.
Being honest is like being pregnant; theres no such thing as a little bit; Either you are or you are not.
If I had 8 hours to chop a tree, I would spend 6 hours sharpening my axe.
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Tuesdays Gone....
well....Tuesdays Gone....and just remembering that song by Metallica .....they really outdid themselves in their compilation Symphony and Metallica....man that rocks....The Elections tomorrow and i couldnt care less...
Sunday, October 10, 2004
Lost
menacing in its passive manner...
I wander aimlessly,
yet am full of purpose.
The landscape is boundless,
yet i can barely see the next step i am about to take.
occasionaly i come acros something familiar
a rock or a tree,
sometimes a face,
but always it is swallowd by the mist
A pale ball of white hot flame burns with the blinding light of relisation,
but is veiled by thick dark clouds of dependance.
i wander aimlessly
yet am full of purpose.
lost in the past,
blind to the present,
looking for the future.
I wander aimlessly,
yet am full of purpose.
The landscape is boundless,
yet i can barely see the next step i am about to take.
occasionaly i come acros something familiar
a rock or a tree,
sometimes a face,
but always it is swallowd by the mist
A pale ball of white hot flame burns with the blinding light of relisation,
but is veiled by thick dark clouds of dependance.
i wander aimlessly
yet am full of purpose.
lost in the past,
blind to the present,
looking for the future.
Survival
Never knowing what may be your fate.
A shadow is always lurking beneath the sun,
And you never know when your time might come.
Helplessly you stand alone,
Unsparing and unveiling yourself
Relentlessly to the tortures of agony
Trying to be as strong as the moon
When the night is black and silent.
A shadow is always lurking beneath the sun,
And you never know when your time might come.
Helplessly you stand alone,
Unsparing and unveiling yourself
Relentlessly to the tortures of agony
Trying to be as strong as the moon
When the night is black and silent.
Saturday, October 09, 2004
Mark Twain
Well......to begin with something there must be some inspiration....so lets start off Anu Mallik Ishtyle!.....My favourite literary personalities include....oscar wilde...churchill...dave barry and of course not to forget the indomitable Mark Twain...here he is at his funny and satirical best....
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Commenting on the Bible.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
The report of my death was an exaggeration. -- (New York Journal, June 1897)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again. -- (talking about Henry James)
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
It's still good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Commenting on the Bible.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
The report of my death was an exaggeration. -- (New York Journal, June 1897)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again. -- (talking about Henry James)
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
It's still good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
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