Saturday, December 11, 2004

I just cudnt resist putting these amazing quotes derived from confucius

Confucious Say

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

He who throw dirt is losing ground.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in desert.

Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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